Title: 42 Things Rufus Shouldn't Ever Have to Say to Reno (But Has Anyway)
Author: nishi_shinji, with a cameo by nehalenia
Universe: Final Fantasy
Characters: Rufus, Reno
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Sadly, they aren't mine.

Summary: Rufus would get his phone number changed, but that's never stopped Reno before.

Author's Notes: A tribute to 111 Messages Left on Tseng's Answering Machine and 229 Things Sephiroth Never Thought He'd Say on the Phone, both of which are devastatingly hilarious (that means you should go read them now if you haven't already).

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Title: What to Expect When Reno's Expecting
Author: nishi_shinji and ships_harry
Universe: Final Fantasy
Characters: Rufus/Reno, Rude, Elena
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Sadly, they aren't mine.

Summary: Rude has always suspected his partner is completely insane. This theory is finally proven correct one morning when he walks into the office and finds Reno perched atop his desk with a box of laxatives in one hand and a pamphlet about unwanted pregnancies in the other.

Author's Notes: This is pure, unadulterated crack, and it's all ships_harry's fault. And don't worry, this story is free of ass-babies. Mostly.

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